From Dominic's Cafe in Cleveland, Tennessee

I find this graphic representation highly illogical.
OK, this is just plain weird...
but Virginia's feeling much better now.
By TV reporter Ellis Eskew...
obviously angling for the fashion beat.
Repeat after me:
Some plaid good...
...and some plaid
NOT so good.
(Actually it's the facial piercings that give me pause here).
Obviously Dan C. is trying to cast aspersions on my patriotism (is that a missile aimed at my head or did I just finish a cigar?).
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy...(nothing like a see-through top hat to drive the women wild).
In case I ever want to put a boxing match together, I'll know not to try to pass myself off as Don King.
That Middle Eastern look just doesn't work for me like it did for Valentino. Can't figure out what might have gone wrong...

 


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